A Ho- Hum Holiday

"Why are there naked women in the bushes??"

"Let's change the subject."

"BOOBIES."

"MY TOE!!!... ow..."

"My wenis really hurts."

"How do you say burrito in Spanish?"

"At the count of five, every body yell your favorite boobie, I mean buh, I mean.. Oh never mind."

"Ragdoll, sham a nam a noo me!" (singing a beautiful rendition of Aerosmith's Ragdoll)

"You don't wanna be Nubby. He was flushed down the toilet."

Wonderless Wednesday

"My head is in the oven."

"Are you taking a picture down your pants? Because I don't wanna see that."

"Did you just burp?"

"Yes."

"I can smell you're dinner."

"CHEESECAKE!"

"I ate six octopus balls."

"Hold it in one hand and take a bite."

Mundane Monday

"What did my twinkie ever do to you???"

"All I did was eat a ding dong."

"So really, you just leaked."

"You loopholer!"

"Look at my thingy!"
"No.. put it away!"

"Goodnight Loopy!"

"He can beat Nemo with a stick."

"Because you've got a Phillip on your side."

"NUBBY!!!"