Another Unexceptional Time

"Someone has a cousin with one ball. Oh wait. I think he's dead. No maybe not. I can't remember if he's dead..."

"Ew it looks like boobs."
"Yeah, Long, stringy, goat boobs!"

"Hanging out with a poop holder!"

"I always like when movies come out on my birthday. It's like Hollywood is saying happy birthday!"

"I think in this case he is allowed to have cajones."
"Well, I was born with them."
"Oh that's nice."

"I know nothing. I'm not saying anything. I know nothing."

In Days Gone By...

(I apologize for the length between this post and the last one. Time has simply gotten away from me.)

"Just a fart and a wave!"

"Oh no! I've lost my phone! E_____ call my phone so I can find it!"
*crazy train ring tone*
"D__. It's in your pocket."

"I'm not saying lighting your farts on fire is a sin, I've just never done it."

"Let me go! I just want to be FREE!"

"Look a bunny! Let's name him Phillip. HI PHILLIP!"
(like two minutes later)
"I change my mind, let's name him Nubby! NUBBY!!!"

"Oh he's not really far away... He's super short!"

"CHRISTMAS!!!!! Christmas is coming!"

"I don't remember anything about anyone's penis."