(I apologize for the length between this post and the last one. Time has simply gotten away from me.)
"Just a fart and a wave!"
"Oh no! I've lost my phone! E_____ call my phone so I can find it!"
*crazy train ring tone*
"D__. It's in your pocket."
"I'm not saying lighting your farts on fire is a sin, I've just never done it."
"Let me go! I just want to be FREE!"
"Look a bunny! Let's name him Phillip. HI PHILLIP!"
(like two minutes later)
"I change my mind, let's name him Nubby! NUBBY!!!"
"Oh he's not really far away... He's super short!"
"CHRISTMAS!!!!! Christmas is coming!"
"I don't remember anything about anyone's penis."
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