"You know what hummus is? A fancy word for bean paste."
"Did the guy excite you, Honey?"
"Thats what she said!!" (the 'thats what she said' comment was exclaimed by someone outside of the two person conversation which made it all the more entertaining)
"So does that mean hummus makes you fart a lot since its made from beans?"
"You know where weiners come from? huh?"
"Ew no no no no no!!"
"Austria! what did you think I was going to say?"
"You know what it means when a guy has big hands?"
"Ew no, don't go there!"
"I was just going to say they wear big gloves!"
"G___ don't put your finger up my nose!"
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