"I was just flossing your phone cord through my toes. I don't know why you were wigging out!"
"Hey ___."
"Yes M__?"
*obnoxious gas*
"Thanks. I really feel the love now."
"You know those Jew hats?"
"You mean a yamaka?"
"Yeah those Jew hats." (apologies for any offense taken from an ignorant cousin's remarks)
"But why can't I stay the night?"
"Because you are a boy"
"I still don't understand why."
"Because you have a penis and we have vaginas!"
"Oh.. Ok then.."
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