A Typical Friday

"It says its natural. Lots of things are natural. Like Opium. And poop."

"What else is in there besides heath bars?"
"Anus"
"Oh, sounds delicious."

"You know how they always say its French so it's better? You know what else is French? Pepe Le Pew. And would you put that on your face? I don't think so."

"Look! That lady looks like a man!"
"Oh, dear."

"Oh my gosh a bee!! Why are you saving it?"
"Because I'm a hero." (conversation took place in the pool)

"Wait, why shouldn't girls wear white pants?"
"It's just not a good idea."
"But why?"
"Because, D___ we get periods and bleed. And it's just a bad idea."

"COOL BEANS!" (said totally randomly, and quite loudly, in the car)

(once again, apologies for any offensive comments. no offense is ever intended.)